Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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