I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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