She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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