i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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