No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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