some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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