She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she pinky promised me she was 18
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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