had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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