Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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