Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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