The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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