You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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