that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
we should paint friendship bongs
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