I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
