ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i already hear my dad disowning me
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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