we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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