i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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