Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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