Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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