thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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