38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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