I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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I have tasted many bathrooms
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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