is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The air taste purple.
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