Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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