remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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This is my gift to your gina
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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