? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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