I'm going to jail i love you
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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