I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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