If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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