How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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