Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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