yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
