I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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