I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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