he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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