her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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