We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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