That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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