carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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