Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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