just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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