She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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