i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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