i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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