Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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