Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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