how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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