This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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