Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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