Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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