didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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