He is an equal opportunity slut.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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