Me. At least after what I've been through.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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