so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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